A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime. One day, she wanted to buy banana, so she took her husband to the shop.. Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.

Communication Problem! There was this Asian lady married to an Spanish gentleman and they lived in Spain. The poor lady was not very proficient in Spanish, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork leg…

Top 10 worst jokes! The 20 Worst Jokes Ever! 1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2.A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything." 3.Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4.A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 5.A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 6.Two cannibals are eating…

Wife: [holding old dog] I thought you took care of this yesterday Stormtrooper husband: *looks out back to see gun marks all over the yard*