A musician joke So little Johnny runs up to his mother and yells ""Mommy! Mommy! I could count higher than anyone in my class at school today! Everyone else could only get to 10, but I could count all the way to 12!"" And little Johnny's mother replied, ""That's because you are a violinist"". The next day, Little Johnny runs up to his mother and yells ""Mommy! Mommy! I can read more letters in the alphabet then the rest of my class! Most of the children could read only up to 'E' but I got all th…

little johnny likes to gamble. Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny's daddy thinks, ""I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."" So he calls the teacher and says, ""My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."" The teacher says OK, she can handle it. The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, ""Hi, my name is Johnny."" …

Little Johnny's dad Little Johnny's teacher asks every kid in the class to share what their dads to for a living. ""My dad's a fireman."" ""My dad's a policeman."" Soon, all the kids except little Johnny had shared. The teacher asks: ""Little Johnny, what does your father do?"" ""Nothing, he's dead."" ""Well, I'm sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?"" ""He shit his pants and turned blue.""

Johnny's mother called his father at work... ""Johnny just swallowed a nickle and spit up two dimes, what do I do??"" ""Keep feeding him nickles!""