A musician joke So little Johnny runs up to his mother and yells ""Mommy! Mommy! I could count higher than anyone in my class at school today! Everyone else could only get to 10, but I could count all the way to 12!"" And little Johnny's mother replied, ""That's because you are a violinist"". The next day, Little Johnny runs up to his mother and yells ""Mommy! Mommy! I can read more letters in the alphabet then the rest of my class! Most of the children could read only up to 'E' but I got all the way up to 'G'!"" And little Johnny's mother replied ""That's because you are a violinist."" The next day, little Johnny ran up to his mother and yelled ""Mommy! Mommy! I'm the tallest in my class. Everyone got measured and I was the tallest out of all of them. Is it because I'm a violinist?"" And his mother looked him straight in the eye and said, ""No honey, it isn't because you are a violinist. It's because you are 26.""