Good News Dr. Smith asks his patient, ""Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?"" Lou Gehrig replies, ""Give me the good news."" Dr. Smith says, ""You're about to have a disease named after you."" (That better?)

A white man in Northern Africa In the year 2100, a small country in Northern Africa started to snow 24/7 due to global warming. Dr. Smith was a brilliant European journalist interviewing top climate research institutes in this country. He was familiar with this country because this was where he got circumcised in his younger years due to his Jewish girlfriend's demand. Being Caucasian, Dr. Smith always stood out in the crowd wherever he went. Everywhere he went, people always chased after him. T…

When it snows in Africa For the first time ever, it snowed in Africa! Something must be terribly wrong with global warming. Dr. Smith was a brilliant journalist interviewing top climate research institutes in Northern Africa. Being Caucasian, he always stood out in the crowd wherever he went. Africa was reasonably well developed today; people were very used to Caucasians especially from tourists. However, everywhere he went, people always chased after him. They called him ""Snow Angel"" because …

Sevebty-year-old George. ... Seventy-year-old George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: ""But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"" A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said: ""Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims t…