A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?""

A redditor walks in to bar... The bartender says, ""what'll you have?"" ""It's been so long since I've had a good laugh"", replies the redditor. ""I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before."" ""That sounds easy enough"", replies the bartender. ""I should warn you"", the redditor says, ""I browse /r/jokes so I've heard them all over and over and over again"". Curious, the bartender pulls out his phone and browses /r/jokes for a few minutes. ""How about this?"" he asks, "…

Donald Trump goes to a bar for a drink. Donald Trump goes to a bar for a drink when he noticed a Mexican looking at him. Donald wanted to spite the Mexican so he told the waiter, ""Serve everyone here with the most expensive wine that you have besides the Mexican over there."" The waiter did what he asked but the Mexican man only smiled back at Donald Trump. Annoyed Donald Trump told the waiter, ""Serve everyone with the most expensive Cognac that you have besides that Mexican over there."" Agai…

Donald Duck walked into a bar. He drinks three whiskeys and then buys Goofy a beer. The barman asks 'Do you want me to put that on your b' Donald stops him in his tracks because his old friend, a horse, walks in. The barman greets him 'Why the lo' Again Donald stops him and anounces 'I like my women like I like' Noe goify stops him 'Ok, ok, we get it. r/jokes has crashed again.'