Stalin & the sneezer Stalin is giving a long speech at an event, naturally in front of a huge audience. While he's in full flow, somebody near the front of the hall sneezes. Stalin stops and surveys the crowd. ""Who sneezed?"" he asks. Deathly silence. ""I repeat,"" says Stalin, ""who sneezed?"" Not a peep. ""Very well,"" says Stalin. ""First row, stand up!"" Everyone in the first row stands up. ""Guards! Open fire!"" A few seconds later, the entire first row of the audience is lying in bloo…