A policeman on patrol calls his fellow cop on the station... COP 1: Hey, I got a weird case over here COP 2: What is it buddy? COP 1: Im here at the front porch of an elderly couple's house COP 2: So? COP 1: Someone called me to go to this house because they heard shouting and stuff. And you wouldn't believe what happened... COP 2: What happened? COP 1: The wife stabbed her husband to death COP 2: How did you know? COP 1: As she opened the door, I saw her in tears, with fresh blood on her hands,…

Which is worse? A couple guys are sitting in a bar and they are getting a bit drunk. One of them says to his buddy ""hey, have you ever wondered which is worse? Giving birth or getting kicked in the balls?"" His friend considers this for a moment, and responds ""it's an age old question. My wife might say child labor, but i'd say getting kicked in the balls. Maybe we'll never know"". A couple years go by, and the guys see each other in the bar again. The second guy says ""hey. Do you remember th…

Old Couples in Love An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy addressed his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and they appeared still very clearly in love. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, ""I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call yo…

He Takes His Golf Seriously. An elderly golfer is about to putt when a funeral procession drives by. He removes his hat, and waits for the cars to pass by. His golfing buddy turns to him and says, ""That was very thoughtful of you to do that."" He responds, ""Well, it seemed appropriate. I was married to the woman for 55 years.""