Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future? Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes.

Military Jokes I'm a former Army guy and I need some jokes about other branches of the military. So far all I have is: In the Navy, how do you seperate the men from the boys? -With a crowbar. What's the worst thing in a woman? -A Marine

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle.