My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he's attempting to get his hoodie back. He's in for one hell of a life lesson.

An angry man makes pots for a living. He works all day in his pottery making pots. When he leaves, he slams the door and grumbles home. At home he demands his dinner, and then reads the paper. Every night his loving wife nags him that his temper will get him in trouble. Sure enough one day on his way home he bumps into a witch and they both fall down. Since he was already angry, he boils over and chews her out. Naturally the witch reacts to this by turning the poor man into a frog. He hops home …

I was inspired by r/gifs today. A guy meets a friend for a drink on a Sunday evening. His friend notices he has a huge black eye and asks him what happened. His friend replies, ""So I was in church this morning and when it came time to stand, I noticed the woman in front of me has a huge wedgie. I was just trying to bed nice, so I reached down and pulled it out for her and she turned around and socked me right in the eye!"" The friends meet up next Sunday evening and his buddy notices his other …

One day in bible class... A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, ""But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"" Miss replied, ""Stay out of this one, Leroy!""