My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone

*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*

The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.

The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?