My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone

*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*

The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.

Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn't work. Help forum: Should've had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now.