Huh? Guess I must've got drunk and married Google at some point. I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence.

Google Fonts walks into a bar . . . The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type.""

The Internet walks into a bar A young man exclaims: ""Hey, you shouldn't sit here, you should be at work, otherwise Google won't function and Facebook will be out of order!"" The Internet, always grumpy, replies: ""Bartender! Gimme a beer. Who is this fella who cares so much for those two idiots?"" The bartender smiles and says: ""You're the Internet, you know everything."" The young guy whispers his IP address in the ear of the Internet. The Internet, a very shy personality, blushes, whispers s…

New Smart shoes I was recently in a study group for google, trying out new smart shoes. The idea was simple. No matter how out of it you were these shoes could use google maps and take you home. Thing is mine got a bit bored of the same route every night to the pub and back. They wanted to get out and see the world. So one night they stole a car and drove off. Turns out being shoes they couldn't see where they were going so crashed into a river and were destroyed. This loss really hit me hard, I…