An American, an Englishman, and a Polish man were driving in the desert... All of a sudden, the car breaks down. The Englishman says he seen a gas station sign a ways back. So the three decide to troop back to the gas station and see if they have a tow truck. They each grab one item from the car for the long hike. The Englishman takes case of beer, the American takes a bunch of candy bars, and the Pole takes the driver side door. After about a mile of walking the Pole says,""Hey English, why did…

The Hunter The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfo…

It's a miracle! An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, ""Sir, have you been drinking?"" ""Just water,"" says the priest. The trooper says, ""Then why do I smell wine?"" The priest looks at the bottle and says, ""Good Lord! He's done it again!""

Religion A priest gets into a car accident There is a horrible car accident on the highway, a Catholic priest climbs out of his car and leans on some nearby wreckage and notices that a Jewish rabbi crawls up next to him. ""That was quite a wreck"" the old priest says in a thick Irish accent. ""Oy vey, it sure wash"" proclaims the rabbi. The priest reaches into his coat and pulls out a flask of fine Irish whiskey and hands it to the rabbi, ""I bet you could use a wee bit of warming right now"" Th…