Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say "Were you away?"

Three soldiers, one English, one French and one German, are captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan. Their captors take them to a mine field and tell them that if they can escape to the checkpoint on the other side, they are free to go. To do so they offer them each whatever transport they want to cross it. The Englishman chooses a Rover, solidly built enough to take a blow from a mine perhaps. He hits a mine and explodes. Dead. The Frenchman chooses a Renault, small and quick so it may be able t…

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Afghanistan, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the villager ""can I talk to your dog?"" Villager: ""The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."" Ventriloquist: ""Hello dog, how's it going mate?"" Dog: ""Doin' all right."" Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: ""Is this villager your owner?"" (pointing at the villager) Dog: ""Yep"" Ventriloquist: ""How do…

3 guys V the Taliban These 3 guys were working in Afghanistan and got captured by the Taliban . In attempt of fairness, they were told to pick an animal in which they could make their escape. However, the Taliban would chase them, and if they were caught, they would die. The first guy choose a horse. He jumped onto the horses back, and rode as fast as he could. Unfortunately it wasn't fast enough, and the Taliban caught him, and killed him. The second guy thought that a camel would be more suite…