Cleaning Day Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. ""Boss,"" he says, ""we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."" ""We're short-handed, Smith,"" the boss replies, ""I can't give you the day off."" ""Thanks, boss,"" says Smith, ""I knew I could count on you!""

A policeman knocked at my door..... I answered and he said ""Mr. Smith? it's your wife, I'm afraid it looks like she's been in an accident."" I said ""I know, but she has a great personality and is a wonderful mum cook.""

3 guys are waiting while their wives give birth A nurse emerges from the back and says, ""Mr. David, come on back, your wife has delivered two beautiful babies!"" ""Wow! Twins, huh? That's interesting, I'm from the twin rivers."" Said Mr. David After another hour, a second nurse comes into their room and says, ""Mr. Smith, you wife has had healthy triplets!"" ""That's awesome!"" Replied Mr. Smith, ""I'm from the three islands, Jonu, Frot and Trik."" And with that he went back with the nurse The …

Looking for hubby at The Pearly Gates Mary Smith, a devout lady, passes and is transported toward heaven. She asks St Peter if he can re-unite her with her husband for eternity? Sure, that's what we do here. What is his name? Smith. First name? John. Mary, we have a lot of those. Do you remember his last words, that's how we file people. Sure, 'if you are ever unfaithful after I die, I will turn over in my grave."" Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!