What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda. But he didn't like talking about it. John 12:49 : > For I did not speak of my own Accord.

My girlfriend's car got stolen today, so if you see a man driving a dark green Honda Civic, PLEASE tell him I left some Skittles in there.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic?

According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord.