Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart. Because little boys pants are half-off. Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead. RIP K-Mart you will be missed.

Can't believe it's been four years since we all pretended Michael Jackson never touched a child.

Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common? Little boys pants half off.