Can't believe it's been four years since we all pretended Michael Jackson never touched a child.

Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now.

TIL Michael Jackson was a huge GW Bush campaign contributor. He thought GW said ""Leave no child's behind""

Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing.""