A man is stranded on a desert island... ... When all of a sudden a beautiful brunette in full scuba gear strides out of the water surrounding the island. She sits down next to the awestruck man and says, ""Would you like a cigarette?"" The man agrees, and she unzips a pouch on her thigh and pulls out some cigarettes and a lighter. After they've finished their cigarettes, the brunette says, ""Would you like a drink?"" The man agrees, and the woman opens a small bag at her waist, and takes out a s…

Three men are trapped on a desert island When they find a tea pot. The first man rubs it an out comes a genie, ""you have 3 wishes."" Man 1: ""I wish I was at a party in the city!"" POOF he disappeared Man 2: ""I wish a was at my house with a beer!"" POOF he disappeared Man 3: ""I'm lonely now... I wish my friends were with me.""

Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope

If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up. Maybe.