What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child? Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

John and Larry were out hunting one day. John went into the bushes to take a leak, and a moment later he screamed and came stumbling out. ""A rattlesnake bit me!"" he yelled. ""Got me right on the wang!"" Larry took out his cell phone and called 911, and they in turn switched him to poison control. A doctor got on the line and Larry said, ""My friend just got bit by a rattlesnake! What should I do?"" ""First of all, stay calm,"" said the doctor. ""Do you have a pocket knife?"" ""Yes."" ""Good. Y…

Today's Top Joke Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away. That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday."

Having had seriously bad breath for most of his adult life, Larry finally goes to see a Doctor about it. The Doctor examines Larry, takes samples of his saliva, tooth plaque and does a tongue swab. He asks Larry to return Tuesday for the test results. Tuesday, Larry is sitting in the Doctor's office, hopeful for a cure. "Larry", says the Doc, "Your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon at 50 paces. And yet none of the tests or my examination can indicate why." "Is there nothing I ca…