Other students come by train A student to his father: Dear father, Berlin is a fantastic city, people are nice and I really like that city. But, I am a bit ashamed to come to school with my golden plated Ferrari whereas professors and other students come by train. Love, Your son Next day, an answer comes: My dear son, I transferred 20M to your bank account. Please buy your train quickly. Your loving father.

An Arab student e-mails his dad Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser. The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: My dear loving son, Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. …

A son arrives at his new school in Berlin. He writes a letter to his dad, it reads: Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here. But Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my own college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train Your son, Ahmed The father responds: My dear loving son, 20 million US Dollars have hust been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too…

"Hey mom can Kyle come over?" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!