The Pope takes his first trip to New York City...
The Popemobile didn't fit on the plane, so he gets an armored limousine. The driver, a Catholic, is eager to please, so he asks the Pope if there's anything he can provide, to which the Pope says:
"If it's not a bother, I'd actually love to drive, it's the only thing I miss about my pre-Pope days."
The driver agrees and hops in the back, and the Pope gets behind the wheel, adjusts the mirror, straightens the seat, and floors it. Barrelling 70,…