So the Pope is on state visit... So the Pope is on state visit to the US and is travelling in his limousine towards the hotel from JFK. Halfway there he tries to convince his chauffeur if he may drive it himself. "Sorry mr Pope. 'Tis against company policy for clients to drive." "Yeah but can't you make an exception just for today? Come on. The Vatican is too small for driving around and this thing sounds like it's got a V8 in it." So after a lot of haggling the chauffeur relents. This is th…

The Pope takes his first trip to New York City... The Popemobile didn't fit on the plane, so he gets an armored limousine. The driver, a Catholic, is eager to please, so he asks the Pope if there's anything he can provide, to which the Pope says: "If it's not a bother, I'd actually love to drive, it's the only thing I miss about my pre-Pope days." The driver agrees and hops in the back, and the Pope gets behind the wheel, adjusts the mirror, straightens the seat, and floors it. Barrelling 70,…

How does JFK clear his head? He goes for a car ride.

My favorite position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.