I'm so horrified right now. I'm on the treadmill reading about the bombings in Syria. And my T-shirt's on backwards!

Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel

The national bird of Syria is.. ..a drone.

TIL: The condom was invented in modern day Syria around 100 BC It used goat intestines and later in the 18th century the British improved on the design by removing the goats and only using the intestines.