If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada.

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, ""It's a lot of money!"" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office(the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, ""$165,000!"" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of cou…

a native, canadian, and a mexican walk into a bar.. and they all go up to the bar and the bartender pours them a shot of tequila. the mexican drinks the shot of tequila, then throws the bottle on the ground. the bartender says, ""why did you do that?"" and the mexican says, ""we have so much tequila in mexico, i never have to drink from the same bottle twice."" the native drinks the shot of tequila, then throws the shot glass on the ground. the bartender says, ""why did you do that?"" and the na…

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office(the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of h…