Dad joke... Two hobos were walking from one town to the next. They were very hungry, not having eaten in days. They come across some fresh roadkill, at which point one hobo excitedly races over to it, gets on his knees, and begins tearing into the mess with gusto. After a couple of minutes of ravening, he notices that his friend hasn't joined him in the feeding frenzy. ""Hey, what's wrong?"" he asks, puzzled by his friend's reticence, ""I thought you were hungry too!"" ""Oh, I am,"" he replies, …

Two hobos are walking down the railroad tracks. One says ""You know, just last month I found a woman here, tied to the tracks and left for dead."" The other hobo asks ""so what did you do?' The first hobo replies ""I did what anybody else would do; I picked her up off the tracks, took her over to those bushes over there and had my way with her for a week."" ""Wow"" says the second hobo, ""did she give good head?' The other hobo replies"" You know, I never did find the head.""