For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife I thought that was an awesome trade

How many mistakes can you find in this joke? So I was link surfing when I stopped to read this joke. Not only is it an awful joke, it's full of mistakes... which makes it funny(er). ------------ On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer. 'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger. '…

My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car.

I know this is r/jokes, but I have to share this with someone. I'm about to go and see the bank manager and my life will change forever. I'll finally have the money to take my kids abroad, buy my wife that car she's always wanted and have plenty left over to enjoy Christmas. I'm talking *millions* here, guys. I can't contain my excitement, in fact, I'm so hyped up, I can barely fit this stocking over my head.