In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved.

In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU.

In Soviet Russia... You are in charge of Charles. (h/t Wife)

In Soviet Russia, Comrade Wolf is going through his kill list. Comrade Goat approaches him, *""Comrade Wolf, is my name on your list?""* **""Yes.""** *""Give me one day to bid farewell to my family""*, Comrade Goat pleads. ***""Okay""***, says Comrade Wolf. He kills Comrade Goat after a day. . The next day, Comrade Ox approaches him, *""Comrade Wolf, is my name on your list?""* ***""Yes.""*** *""Let me sort out my affairs. Please kill me tomorrow""*, Comrade Ox begs. ***""Okay""***, says Comrade…