Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says"" Let's go over the bridge.""

World War II Pilots crash on a deserted island World War II is in full force, and a Japanese biplane and an american plane both crash after a dogfight on a deserted jungle island. An American pilot, a German Pilot, and one Japanese pilot meet on the beach and figure they'll call a truce until they're rescued. "Alright you guys" says the American. "I'll get the fire going. You go into the forest and find anything to help set up a camp." The german goes off to look for food, and tells the Jap…

Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs in her bag, and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair in her purse, and fires it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge…

A pirate walked into a bar. He had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The bartender was curious. "How did you get that wooden leg?" he asked. The pirate took a swig of ale. "'Twas a terrible sea battle. I stood bravely, directly facing 12 cannons.All they managed to hit was my leg." The bartender said "What about your hook?" The pirate took another long swig. "Arrrr, twas the day the British navy caught me. They tied me to the mast, I escaped by gnawing my own hand off." The …