A Newfie travels to The City There's a Newfie family who live way out in the country and never go into anything more populated than the town village. One day, the Newfie father decides to get adventurous and goes down to The City, St. John's. While there, he finds a Canadian Tire and heads in. A little overwhelmed at the sheer size of it, he slowly walks up and down the aisles. He doesn't really recognize anything and stops to ask an employee a question. ""What's this?"" he says, pointing at an …

There were three men working at a construction site... ...an Australian called Bruce, an Englishman called John and an Irishman called Paddy. Bruce got tired of getting the same old sandwich day after day, so he said ""if I get another Vegemite sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump of this building"". John got tired of getting the same old sandwich day after day, so he said ""if I get another cucumber and ham sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump of this building"". Paddy got tired of getting the same old sandwic…

A bank robber escaped from prison Frank, being on the run and short on funds, he turned to what he knew bestrobbing a bank. There were several customers in the bank, including John, the local Mormon bishop, a pillar of his community. John always tried to find the best in people, and held himself to the highest moral standards. No drinking, no smoking, no swearing, and not even fast food would pass his lips. And so when John saw Frank, he stepped in. He tried to tell Frank how, if he would now on…

A man receives marriage-saving advice from his buddy on how to hide his drinking shenanigans, and here's how he uses it. John comes home stumbling drunk with vomit on his jacket. His wife is tired of this behavior, and gives him an ultimatum, ""John, you're my husband and I love you. I don't even mind that you drink. But I swear to god if you come home this drunk again, I'm leaving you."" John nods his head in shame, showers, and sleeps on the couch. The very next day, John gets coaxed by his bu…