Big John A man moves from New York City to the heart of Texas and applies for a job as a bartender. The owner of the bar says to the man, "You know it's pretty rough around here, I'm not sure you could handle it, There's a stabbing about every night." The man says he can handle himself, he's seen a lot, and in the big city he had to be tough. The owner continues to warn the man, "There's also a shooting about once per week..." Again the City slicker assures the bar owner that he can handl…

A cowboy rode into a dusty old town... ...and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar and with a quick move of his hands, he flipped his guns into the air, caught them above his head without even looking and fired at the ceiling. Which one of you cow'rdly sidewinders stole my hoss!?"" he yelled. No one answered. ""Alright, I'm gonna have anotha beer,…

So a blind man walks into a bar... So a blind man walks into a bar in Texas. He feels his way up to the counter and pulls himself into the chair and exclaims, ""WOW! these barstools are huge!"". The bartender then replies, ""yep, everything is bigger in Texas."" The blind man then orders a beer, so the bartender brings him over a mug of some ice cold beer. The blind mind exclaims, ""WOW! this mug is huge!"". The bartender then replies, ""yep, everything is bigger in Texas."" After a few drinks t…

A cowboy rode into town. A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. ""Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?"" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. ""Alright,…