An old couple went to heaven After spending 60 years being married. When they reach the pearly gates, St George greets them and says, ""Welcome! Let me show you what we have."" The saint leads the couple to a massive golf course and a huge golf club, with premium equipment. ""You'll never find anywhere better!"" George said. Looking at this, the woman was overjoyed, but the man seemed slightly angry. Then the saint showed them an extremely long buffet table. ""You can find any food in the world …

An old couple went to heaven After spending 60 years being married. When they reach the pearly gates, St George greets them and says, "Welcome! Let me show you what we have." The saint leads the couple to a massive golf course and a huge golf club, with premium equipment. "You'll never find anywhere better!" George said. Looking at this, the woman was overjoyed, but the man seemed slightly angry. Then the saint showed them an extremely long buffet table. "You can find any food in the w…

St. George the Dragon Slayer rides up to a huge cave "Come out, Dragon, and fight me!" he shouts into the cave. But there is no response. "Come out, and fight me to the death" he shouts even louder. Still no response. And the cave stinks absolutely awfully. "Come out, you cowardly worm," shouts St. George one more time at the top of his lungs, "and fight me!" The voice of the dragon booms from somewhere up above: "OK, I'll be right there. Why do you have to scream up my ass?"

Tramp A tramp knocks on the door of an inn known as St. George and the Dragon. The landlady answers. “Could you give a poor man something to eat?” asks the tramp. “No!” yells the woman, slamming the door in his face. A few minutes later, he knocks again. “Now what do you want?” the woman asks. “Could I have a few words with George?”