Little Johnny's Father Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, ""I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."" The first student raised her hand to volunteer. ""Marcy,"" the teacher said. ""You may go first."" Marcy replied, ""My father is a…

ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling. She explained ""I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father spell it and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today."" The first student raised her hand to volunteer. ""Marcy"" the teacher said. ""You may go first."" Marcy replied ""My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if …

The teacher asks her class for some examples of medicines tgey use at home Little Kevin promptly raises his hands and says, "Tylenol! For headaches!" The teacher says, "Very good, Kevin, anyone else?" Little Lisa answers from the back, "Um, Ambien, my Mom tells me it helps her sleep...?" The teacher smiles at her and says, "Good job, Lisa," then turns to her class and goes on, "Listen here children, always be careful with medicines at home, okay? Now, does anyone else have another example?" …

Little Kevin A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: