Dolly Parton and Princess Diana are at the pearly gates of Heaven... St Peter

Dolly Parton and Princess Diana Go To Heaven

The Queen and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, ""Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm proud to own them. St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks The Queen the same question. She then drops her skirt and panties, takes…

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but are told only one can get into the pearly gates. St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a douche bottle and douches herself. St. Peter asks Dolly what makes her special enough to get into Heaven. Dolly opens up her shirt and flashes her chest. St. Peter lets Queen Elizabeth in instead of Dolly, because a royal flush always beats a good pair.