Mohammed goes to school.... The children were returning to class after playtime. The first child into class was Jack. ''Jack,'' said the teacher, ''what did you do this playtime?'' ''I was playing in the sandpit,'' replied Jack. ''How fun! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you can have a cookie!'' Jack successfully spelled 'sand' on the board and was given a cookie. Sally was the next child into class. ''Sally,'' said the teacher, ''what did you do this playtime?'' ''I played in the sandpit,…

Little Muhammad goes to 1st grade... When the teacher asked his name he replied: "Muhammad". The teacher says:" you live in France, from now on you're name is Phillip and you will be French" Little Phillip goes back home and his mom asks him" well little Muhammad, how was school?" Phillip replied: "I'm French now, my name is Phillip!" The mom is shocked, an hour later his dad comes home and they both slap Phillip. The day passes and Phillip goes to class with a black eye, the teacher asks him:"…

Discrimination Three first-graders are flunking their class. The teacher calls them in and tells them: "I will ask you one question each, if you can answer it, you pass." "Jim, how do you spell 'Cow'?" "Jack, how do you spell 'Car'?" "Muhammad, how do you spell 'Racial discrimination'?"

10 Best Teacher Student Jokes: भागदौड़ वाली जिंदगी में लोग आजकल अपने आप पर बिल्कुल समय नहीं दे। ऐसे में लोग कई तरह की खतरनाक बीमारियों से ग्रसित भी हो जाते हैं। यदि आप कुछ ना करके मूड को फ्रेश करने के लिए कुछ फनी जोक्स ही पढ़ लें, तो आपका दिमाग और दिल तरोताजा हो सकता हैं। आप कई तरह की बीमारियों से खुद को बचा सकते है। जी हंसना स्वास्थ्य शरीर को स्वस्थ रखने के लिए बेहद अच्छा व्यायाम माना जाता है। तो आइए आज हम आपको टीचर और स्टूडेंट के 10 ऐसे फनी जोक्स बताते हैं, जिसे पढ़ने के बाद आप अपनी हंसी को चा…