im leavin the united states now that trump is president i am packing my bags and moving to alaska i don't wanna live in this country anymore

Her: I heard your sister went to the US. Me: Yeah she did. Her: Which state? Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?

NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia.