A blond woman gets on a plane... She sits down in the first class. A steward, - who has seen her ticket at the entrance - approaches her very politely and ask if he could see her ticket once more. The woman hands it to him. The steward sees that it is for the Economy class and says nicely: - Madam, your ticket is not for the first class, but for the Economy. Would you please proceed to the back? The woman stands up and says quite loudly: - I am blond, I am going on holiday to Miami and I will …

A blonde, brunette, and red head are trapped on an cliff... A blonde, brunette, and redhead are trapped on a cliff with a magic genie. The genie says, ""I want to play a game. You each run, jump off the cliff and say something to get you off the cliff alive."" so the brunette runs, jumps and says "" I wish I was an airplane!"" so she turned into an airplane and flew away. Then the redhead decides to go. She runs, jumps of the cliff and says "" I wish I was a bird!"" so she turned into a bird and…

A blond girl is on a plane to Dallas... ... she is sitting in first class when she has a ticket for coach. While she is reading a magazine, the flight attendant confronts her and says ""Excuse me, mam, you have a coach ticket, and you are sitting in first class, could you please move to coach?"" She puts down her magazine, looks at her in the eyes, and says ""I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm sitting in first class and I'm going to Dallas."" She continues reading her magazine. The flight attendent c…

11 Blondes and a brunette There are 12 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 11 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, ""I'll get off."" The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.