A blond girl is on a plane to Dallas... ... she is sitting in first class when she has a ticket for coach. While she is reading a magazine, the flight attendant confronts her and says ""Excuse me, mam, you have a coach ticket, and you are sitting in first class, could you please move to coach?"" She puts down her magazine, looks at her in the eyes, and says ""I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm sitting in first class and I'm going to Dallas."" She continues reading her magazine. The flight attendent calls the co-pilot to talk to her. The co-pilot confronts her and says ""I'm the co-pilot of this plane, and I'm happy to hear you're excited to be going to Dallas, but could you please move to coach? You don't have a first class seat."" She puts down her magazine, looks at him in the eyes, and says ""I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm sitting in first class and I'm going to Dallas."" She continues reading her magazine. The co-pilot, furious and not knowing what to do, goes to the Captain and asks if he can talk to her. The Captain gets up and talks to the woman. The woman grabs her bags and moves to coach. He returns to the co-pilot. The co-pilot asks ""How did you get her to move? We've tried talking to her but nothing happened. What did you say?"" and the captain responded saying ""I told her first class isn't going to Dallas.""