A Polish man rushes into a lawyer's office... Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well — until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?” Man: “Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.” Lawyer: “N…

Polish man in the US A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well — until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?” Man: “Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.” Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the f…

*at lawyer's office* Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she's seeing a surgeon *idiot wife pops out from under desk* that's so not true!

There were three friends... There were three friends - a lawyer, a doctor and a manager. The three of them were talking about the merits of having a wife vs. the merits of having a mistress. The lawyer says, ""It is more convenient to have a mistress. If you have a wife and want a divorce, there are all sorts of legal issues."" The doctor remarks: ""It is certainly better to have a wife as it gives you a sense of security which in turn lowers your stress and helps you lead a healthy life."" The …