You're just like Brian... A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi#Brian0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called "Bri-Fi", what are you doing?#Brian#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*montage of me teaching a penguin to do everything my son Brian can do* Wife: Where's Brian? Me: [studying her closely] He's... right here?#Brian#Wheres#Animals#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter.#Brian#Animals#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?#Josh#Brian#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp