GOD'S DEAD DOG - joke :DD Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. ""You know,"" Mom said, ""it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."" Susie stopped crying and asked, ""What would God want with a dead dog?""

Hi. I am here. First post, go easy on me. Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. ""You know,"" Mom said, ""it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."" Susie stopped crying and asked, ""What would God want with a dead dog?""

Little Susie is talking to her grandmother after her grandfather's funeral.... Susie, after her grandfather's funeral, goes to comfort her grandmother. ""Grandma,"" she asks,"" do you miss grandpa? ""Oh I miss him very much, but I know he's in a better place, and that he died doing something he loved very much."" Grandma replies, wiping away a tear. ""What was he doing?"" Susie wonders out loud. Grandma being rather old replies proudly ""Well each Sunday we'd spend the afternoon making sweet lov…

Legs up in the Air One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs up in the air. She asked, "Daddy, Daddy why is Muffles legs in the air?" Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven easier." The next day when Susie's dad came home she ran up to him and said, "Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today." Flustered, her father said, "Honey what happened?" And Susie said, "Well Mommy's legs were up in the…