Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms.

Neil Armstrong said "One small step for man...". I would've just said "OH, MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON!!!!!!".

Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car? [presses key button] [tiny orange light flashes on the moon] god dammit

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."