Neil Armstrong said "One small step for man...". I would've just said "OH, MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON!!!!!!".#Neil Armstrong#Moon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms.#Steve Jobs#Neil Armstrong#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car? [presses key button] [tiny orange light flashes on the moon] god dammit#Neil Armstrong#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers#Michael Jackson#Neil Armstrong#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Neil never had a girlfriend... So Neil Armstrong.#Neil#Neil Armstrong#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp