There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team." So there we go.

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos.

Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo, and Roberto, you take lookout.

My friends keep saying, ""If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country!"" But I think Carlos, Jose, and Alejandro are all talk.