Fred
A man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.
The cop asks him, "what is your name?"
The man replies "Fred."
The cop asks "What's your last name."
"I don't have one."
The cop is unsure of how this is, so he asks "Why don't you have a last name?"
The man begins his story. "I began life as Fred Johnson, and went all through primary school and high school as Fred Johnson. I decided to become a medical doctor after I graduated, so I became 'Fred Johnson, M.D.'
After a few years of being…