There were three guys in Hell - Afghan, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Afghan talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, ""A call from Afghanistan to Hell is local.""

Jesus called a meeting of the disciples in Heaven... ...When they all arrive he mentions that there is a massive drug problem on Earth and they need to find a way to rid the world of it. He suggests that they all go down to Earth, all over, and bring back samples of different drugs so they can examine them and figure out the best way to rid the world of the evils of their usage. They agree and off they go. Later that day there is a knock on the Jesus' door and he goes to answer it. ""Who is it?"…

Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof.

So this US general gets stationed at some lost, forgotten war-zone in the remotest reaches of Afghanistan. He gets greeted at the door of his new command by the captain of the troops there. The first thing the General spots and smells is this beat up, dirty, flea bitten camel lying in squalor near the entrance to the place. ""Good God man!!"" he yells at the captain. ""Get that god-forsaken animal the hell out of here! NOW!!!"" ""Sir! Begging the General's pardon but the Camel has a purpose. Y…