A rich middle eastern oil tycoon sends his son to study in Germany... His son is feeling nervous about being alone abroad. So, his father allows him to take one of the golden plated Ferraris to Germany in order to boost his confidence. It is shipped over and the father hears nothing for the first few weeks from his son. Then, he recieves an email: "Father, I love the way the Ferrari drives but it's so embarrassing, all the other students take trains to school! What should I do? Your loving s…

The Polish farmer During WW2, a team of German and Soviet surveyors went through Poland to split the country. One day they found a farm placed directly over the planned border. The surveyors agreed that the border couldn't be drawn through the house, and decided to ask the farmer. - Do you want to belong to Soviet or Germany?, they asked him. After some thinking, the farmer answered - I'd like to belong to Germany. - Why is that? - Oh - I've heard the Russian winters are very cold

A Chinese shop owner Tourist: What's your name? Shop Owner: Moshe Dayan Tourist: But you don't look Jewish. You look Chinese. Shop Owner: Yes, you're right. Tourist: Then how did you ever get a name like Moshe Dayan? Shop Owner: It's like this. Years ago, when i came to America, I was standing in line at the immigration documentation centre. The man in front of me was a Jewish man from Germany. The lady at the counter looked at him and said, "What is your name?" He said, "Moshe Dayan." The…

Yesterday I moved to Germany and my new German flatmate told me that he only knows one joke... How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Because they are very efficient... And they don't understand jokes.