That moment when you're driving and tweeting and you look up and notice you're in the Atlantic Ocean.

*looks east* ah, the atlantic ocean *looks west* ah, the pacific ocean *sees a bunch of idiots raving about mediocre r&b* ah,the Frank Ocean

*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*

Will you date me? breathe if yes, swim across the atlantic ocean while reciting the bible in japanese if no