Wine Taster! At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Marine A-4 pilot drunk and with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. The old pilot tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable." "That's correct", said the boss. "Another glass, please…

I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes? This one is good, although I’ll probably have to emphasize the ‘mispronouncing words’ part, and instead of blonde, the dummy will be me: *A blonde is flying in a Boeing for the first time. She starts jumping on her seat shouting "Boeing Boeing Boeing". The pilot, …

A blonde gets on a plane A blonde woman gets on a plane headed to New York City. As she boards the plane the flight attendant points to her seat near the back of the plane. As she is boarding though she thinks to herself, “I’m awesome and I deserve to be in first class”. So she takes one of the seats up front. The flight attendant sees this and goes up to the woman and says, “Excuse me miss but your seat is back there, you can’t sit here as you did not pay for it.” The blonde responds, “But…

A blonde, brunette, and red head are trapped on an cliff... A blonde, brunette, and redhead are trapped on a cliff with a magic genie. The genie says, ""I want to play a game. You each run, jump off the cliff and say something to get you off the cliff alive."" so the brunette runs, jumps and says "" I wish I was an airplane!"" so she turned into an airplane and flew away. Then the redhead decides to go. She runs, jumps of the cliff and says "" I wish I was a bird!"" so she turned into a bird and…