Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine. Each year, he invited a different friend to spend a week or two with him. One year, he decided to invite a friend from the Czech Republic. The two friends had an amazing time together, rising early and going hiking in the great outdoors. Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend went out to pick berries for their breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, they came across two enormous bears-- a male …

A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend happy to get anything free from a lawyer eagerly agreed. When the time came they spent a wonderful time getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoors. One morning as the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend we…

A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year... ... at his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Each summer, he would invite friends to come to visit him. One summer he invited a lawyer from the Czech Republic to visit. The friend, eager to see how a wealthy American vacationed, gratefully agreed. They had a wonderful vacation, and spent a great deal of time exploring the woods and enjoying the natural setting. One morning, as the lawyer and his Czech friend were walking t…

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